@TheBoydP: It's like my Granddad used to say "Sarcasm is not a good thing to bring to a gun fight either."
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@ThugRaccoons: Genie: Be careful what you wish fo... Me: God, I wish you’d just shut up already! Genie: Me: Genie: Me: Shit.
@miniwheats2012: The scary moment when the person you just watched sneeze in their hand wants to shake your hand