@AimeeHelene1: It's like the pottery scene from Ghost, except it's you, standing behind me, helping me use a Tide Pen on my food stains.
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@Lexxivy: If your boyfriend is ever about to break up with you, yell "what about the baby!" You'll be in a relationship for at least another 5 minutes