@anerdonfire2: It's perfectly acceptable to hate someone who brags about how much sleep they get
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@Cyd10e: We now live in an age where we rely on technology for even mundane tasks. Think about it. Some of you likely need GPS to find your backyard.
@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!
@joeheenan: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend... My wife's still really angry about it but me & Dave were drunk & thought it was funny
@caseytduncan: If I've learned any thing from dogs and cats, it's that you can rub your head on people when you want attention.