@Midgetspar: Being a "Hopeless Romantic" sounds kinda depressing. "Pull my chair out for me?" .. "I'd love to, but I've given up."

@dumbbeezie: I am not on a plant based diet but my lungs are

@sublyfe2015: My mom handed me her phone to find me on Twitter... So I deleted her account, uninstalled the app, and told her it went out of business.

@Tommytoughstuff: ME: (sitting by a roaring fire) Isn’t this romantic? WIFE: Your crocs are melting.

@Adar79Angie: When you say, "save me some nachos" and I say, "okay" think Rose at the end of Titanic saying "I'll never let go"..as she lets go.