@Cyd10e: We now live in an age where we rely on technology for even mundane tasks. Think about it. Some of you likely need GPS to find your backyard.

@BillyCorben: They just got engaged at a hibachi restaurant -- and the chef wrote their initials in rice!

@joeheenan: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend... My wife's still really angry about it but me & Dave were drunk & thought it was funny

@caseytduncan: If I've learned any thing from dogs and cats, it's that you can rub your head on people when you want attention.

@dorsalstream: OCCAM'S RAZOR: Simpler solutions are more likely to be correct than complex ones. OCCAM'S LAZER: pew pew