Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias “Who is having alot of plight 2012]

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Always check the height of nearby ceiling fans before giving a toddler a ride on your shoulders. How I learned this rule is not important.


[Outside court]

Reporter: How does it feel now you’ve cleared your name?

: Odd


Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but my boss just gets mad when I don’t come to work ūüôĀ


Genie: I will grant you one wish

Me: I wish to be healthy and fit in both body and mind

Genie: I said a wish, not a miracle


[last supper]
Judas: Here, I brought this
Jesus: A bottle of wine? Srsly? I need that like I need a hole in my hand
Judas: *winks at camera*


When a band has Z’s where S’s should be in their name, I’m like, “Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren’t playing by society’s rules.”


My husband and I had an argument yesterday, we went to bed angry.

I woke up to a bacon egg & cheese. I thought wow… he’s really making an effort. I ate it.

Turns out it wasn’t for me 🤣


wife: Can we get a kids menu?
waitress *brings one*
me [already doing the maze]
wife: Can we get 2 kids menus?


I hate when I see a friend and wave all excited but they just keep being a jar of peanut butter.


I went outside without makeup on. A child cried and I think a bird flew into a window on purpose.