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It’s so nice that Girl Scout Cookies come in single serving packages.
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It was a vicious cycle.
Stephen King: what if there was an *evil* clown
Mary Shelley: what if a corpse came to life
Edgar Allan Poe: oh no a bird!!!
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I ate so much that I now have my own gravitational field.
I use these ( … ) a lot.
For which, I believe, the technical term is Dotty Dot Dots.
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I think I speak for all of us when I say I’m being presumptuous.