@ThatBrenna: I've been playing GTA for an hour and I still can't find the "exchange insurance information" button.
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@ArfMeasures: Therapist: It's all "me me me". Try to think of others instead Me: I'll try [Later] Me *to murderer* no PLEASE don't kill uh Paul Rudd
@mantej: Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms.
@DadandBuried: *decorating the tree* 6yo: Dad, can I help? Me: Of course! First we string the lights, then we show Mommy & she tells us what we did wrong.