Set your phone alarm to a song you hate. You won’t hit snooze, because then you’d have to hear Nickelback again.
I’ve never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
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Naming that space movie Gravity makes about as much sense as naming Jurassic Park something like There’s No Dinosaurs In This.
Winter. When trees are bare, and you can see into your neighbor’s yard, and omg, that’s Mrs. Hood’s body he’s putting into their fire pit!
what’s the proper waiting period after your spouse is kidnapped until you can resume watching your Netflix shows without it being a thing
me getting out of time machine i did it
wife did what
me i killed the guy who invented punctuation
Jogging, but with a car.
Brought my 5 year old to the tax office to ensure that the accountant works as quickly as possible.
what’s the worst could happen?