@AngryRaccoon2: I've never met a day I couldn't ruin.
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@Uxmmi: Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard.
@InternetHippo: ME: Billions of bacteria live on and inside my body INTERVIEWER: I meant tell me about yourself job-wise
@Browtweaten: *Game Character Treatment Center* Counselor: Okay new faces, please tell us why you're here Pac-Man: Binge eating Lara Croft: Kleptomania Ryu: *crying* I can't stop fighting streets
@HavocMantis: *at bank* I always think it's funny when I go to the bank because my last name is Banks Teller: "haha. First name?" *Pulls out gun* Robin