“Je t’aime” = “I love you”
“Je t’anime” = “I love anime”
You Might Also Like
Adding the word “farmhouse” to a table or piece of furniture allows you to charge $1000 for it.
gang fight between two rival Celtic dance schools in an alley after parade – nothing but curls and bits of fabric knotwork everywhere
My dad had a weird sense of humor. When I was 5, I tried to “dig a hole to China.” The next day when I went back to dig more, there were egg rolls in the hole
Needs to be a google maps setting where you can ask them not to make you take a left across four lanes of oncoming traffic
Why is it called an intermittent cell phone signal and not barhopping?
If I was a germ, I’d probably be from the 0.01% that Purell can not kill.
How to find Kentucky on a map
In a marriage it’s always a competition to see who can look busier, hence why I sighed and shook my head repeatedly while writing this.
[date smiles as I pour more wine] it’s like you’re trying to get me drunk for something brent [me selecting 2 players on mortal kombat] haha
Who called it freeze dried pork and not 6 degrees Kelvin Bacon?
Romeo: Juliet is the sun.
Neil deGrasse Tyson: *loudly from the balcony* NO SHE ISN’T
“STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO”, I yell to my 5 year old.
doctor: do you drink alcohol?
me: yeah a couple times a week
doctor (pulling out a bottle of whiskey and two cups): ok amazing it’s been a really tough week actually
COWORKER: Walking is better for your knees than running.
ME: Hammocking is better than both.
*Throws Pizza party
*B.Y.O.Pizza
*Gather All the pizza’s
*Kicks everyone out.
[Spelling bee]
Dad Judge: your word is “arson”
Contestant: can you use it in a sentence?
Dad Judge: You’re not arson, you’re adopted.
i asked my mom why she was crying and she said because shes choping onions which is sad becuase as a young child she was adopted by onions
If I didn’t have kids, I’d be questioning why I found acorns under a fake Christmas tree.
this is why god doesn’t talk to us anymore
Her: Stop being so territorial.
Me: *peeing a circle around her* I have no idea what you mean.
It’s weird how opposites attract, like red wine & a new shirt
*For those who believe everything they see on social media, kindly watch this.*(👆)
[Baby trying to say first words]
Baby: b..bu
Me: cmon son
Baby: bu..bu..s
Wife: Yes sweetheart
Baby: Bush did 9/11
Me[tearing up]: He knows
My friend showed me how they fixed the water stain on the ceiling in their office.
Naked and Afraid. But it’s just me using the shower at my gym.
The only reason an IKEA kitchen will last you 25 years is because it takes 23 years to put it together
You can marry for love or you can marry for kidneys, but not both
Pretty rude to eat a salad in front of your houseplants
My son is petrified of thunder. I told him that is ridiculous, it’s the lightning that will kill him.
Had a guy compliment me on my neck…
hmm..
So on a hunky vampire scale from “Twilight” to “The Lost Boys”, how freaky is this about to get?