The secret to sustaining a happy marriage is to keep the mystery alive. So tonight I decided to clean something unexpectedly.
jewelry making tip: a simple can of gold spraypaint can turn a chicken nugget into a gold nugget
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I would like to nominate my husband for Father of the Year for having the innovation to rename Tomato Soup to Ketchup Soup, thereby getting our kids to actually eat it.
you don’t scare me. you’re not a can of biscuits i’m about to open.
Son: Dad, can we have the talk on how babies are made?
Me: Haha no way! I do not want to know!
Heard covid makes everything taste like lacroix. I am now wearing seven masks
Guy: I’ll pay for my coffee and the guy behind me
Me: hi thanks can I get a large coffee with 85 espresso shots
we all had to sign a card for a coworker thats retiring and i just wrote “please take me with you” in it
How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate
Look, kid, sorry I ate your ice cream out of your hand but at the rate you were licking, it was either gonna be me or the ground.