@TheDreamGhoul: [job interview]
"any questions?"
yeah is it Pets Mart or Pet Smart?
"ma'am this is a bank"
I know but you seem like a man with some answers
![[job interview]
“any questions?”
yeah is it Pets Mart or Pet Smart?
“ma’am this is a bank”
I know but you seem like a man with some answers](/cache/94388.jpg)
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