@FeelingMervis: DATING TIP: You never want to seem too easy! So set up a date and never show up.

@ArfMeasures: My boss said I couldn't bring my dog into the office so I had to tie him to a tree outside. He's not happy about it but it's cool being in the office with my dog.

@OW_Divine: The average American eats 46 slices of Pizza per year So I guess you could say that I'm above average.

@AdamShaftoe: Soooooo I have been writing reviews for about ten years. My wife's review of Alien puts everything I have ever written to shame. "Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat. Four stars."

@salamingia: *Pays $450 for ticket to hockey game. *spends the whole game on iPhone.