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@Uniquicorn: *Joe Biden nibbles Obama's ear*
- Please stop it
*Joe whispers* Say it
- No go away
*angrily whispers* Say it!
- ...please stop Biden my ear

*Joe Biden nibbles Obama’s ear* – Please stop it *Joe whispers* Say it – No go away *angrily whispers* Say it! – …please stop Biden my ear
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