[wife holding credit card statement and yellin down the basement] what’s auto tune?
[me sounding perfect] c’mere baby
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Merry Christmas. The three wise men.
Jack: wanna share that door so I don’t die?
Rose: [door lock noise]
Food was bad, cabins were dirty, everyone but me was gruesomely killed. Liked the paddle boats. 1/2 star. -Yelp review of Camp Crystal Lake
Good job Twitter #RAW
*chases cat around the house with a lint roller
Bad grammar is awful, but bad spelling is worserer.
My 5/o just said “That’s Classic!!” WTF is classic to a 5 y/o? Blues Clues??
Just used the “f word” over on FB so I’m waiting for the villagers with their torches, axes, whatever those people use.