JOKER ENDING EXPLAINED! those names were the people who worked on the film
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Did my parents think they could just blindly support my choice to wear Capri pants at age 13 without there being any consequences?
The world’s oldest person has died. Now they’ll be looking for a replacement, but if you’re offered the job, turn it down. It’s highly dangerous and there are way too many fatalities.
Heard a rival dad is planning to hand out king size candy bars for Halloween so now every trick or treater that comes to my house is getting a full rack of ribs.
Sorry I turned my welcome mat the other way when you came over.
I bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else.
Gary born
Gary child
Gary teenager
Gary middle-aged
Gary Oldman
Give me a microphone and I will love you love loudly.
Kidnapper: We have your wife.
Me: You sonofa-it was HER turn to cook dinner for the kids tonight!
Mom: Help! Is anyone here a doctor?
Vet: I treat horses but maybe i can help
M: My son broke his leg!
V: Ok hang on. My rifle’s in the truck
[sees a squirrel walking, not running, out of a cemetery] sweet jesus this is how it begins
My husband took 18 to a music festival and just texted me that he was “going in the mosh pit” and I didn’t have the heart to tell him I don’t think they call it that anymore and also he’s 49 and probably won’t survive that.
In other news, I found my car keys in the air fryer.
Watching a documentary on a murder in a small town and there was probably a total of 7 teeth among all the people that were interviewed.
Though this is probably not what Nietzsche had in mind, you cannot unsee this
accidentally vacuumed up my air guitar
Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you.
“We’re going to a school presentation tonight, ok?”
My kid: “I love presents.”
Level of drunkenness: fed the ATM pizza.
Shout out to police that ask to see your driver’s license. You gotta hand it to them.
My kid force-fed me popcorn so I had to act like I hated it, but it was secretly amazing
My son is begging for a pet dog as if he doesn’t remember what happened with our chia pet. Or the second chia pet. Or the third…
The cops just showed up at work & all the workers that have been in trouble before fled. At least that’s what I can see from under my desk.
You know who inspires me? The 0.01% germ nobody can kill.
[party]
What exactly does BYOB mean?“Bring your own beer”
Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
turns out im not nearly mature enough to hang out with someone named titi
The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what’s truly important in life, like their iPhones.
[Being murdered at Walmart]
Please will you dump my dead body at Target people can’t know I shopped here
*makes sure kids are asleep*
*walks out to car*
*slowly unwraps candy bar*
*hears knock on window*
*puts head down*
*hands it to them*
I showered today because I know I won’t want to tomorrow. I’m a planner.
Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.