@charliedelta7: Just flipped my son off behind his back because I'm an adult and don't get into arguments with 4 year olds.
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@E_Ville13: Nobody suspects that you're digging a grave when you're always working on your landscape.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: me, as a child: *walks into the kitchen covered in my own blood holding a rabbit I fought from a hawk* my mom, on the phone: *mouthing* I’m on the phone
@KeithAshers: Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider.