@NicCageMatch: Just heard a guy at the dog park tell his dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
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@amydillon: 85% of conversations with my mom is trying to figure out who the "she" in her story is.
@Sirrruh: I can't be the only woman who gets creeped out when she realizes her ovaries sniff out and sync up with other ovaries without her permission
@Book_Krazy: My husband just told me to relax, like he doesn't remember we're camping in the desert and I brought a shovel.