@Steelers1972: Just hung a picture of Steve Buscemi over my daughters toothbrush to ensure proper brushing.
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@Pork_Chop_Hair: Get you a man who isn’t really into movies: He’ll never know that sweet love note you wrote him is really just a series of lines from Field of Dreams.
@Parkerlawyer: *at bar* Guy, “Do you come here often?” Me, “I’m a 45 yr old mom of 7. The only place I go often is the grocery store.” Guy, “I’ll just leave you alone then.” Me, “Was it something I said?”