@jerryRenek: Just saw a squirrel jump about 15 feet from one tree to another. He is now my new emergency contact.
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@dave_cactus: MUGGER: *pulls out a knife* ME: *pulls out a jar of marmalade and two biscuits* MUGGER: Lovely.
@dulcetry: I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption "it's cold" could you tell me more about that
@lizetagge: Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equalling a hundred miles.