Just sent my husband a text meant for my bf and now he thinks I want to have sex.

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Sex is like pizza, there’s NO reason it should ever involve vegetables


I’ve upped my game so now instead of buying women at the bar drinks I buy them a pony


My best friend is marrying my husband’s best friend. What could possibly go wrong?


If you’re just out of school and working at your first adult job you may be wondering, “Is this really all there is to life?” and the answer is no! There’s also back pain


I don’t understand why people get embarrassed buying condoms. It’s much more awkward trying to return them. “She didn’t like me.”


“If you love something, set it free…”

Unless it’s a man…

Cause he’ll get lost…

And you know he won’t ask for directions…


All these fireworks and still my girlfriend has the shortest fuse.