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@pittdave13: Kid: Daddy will you sing that song about the cars

Me: Sure buddy: “One of them dames was sexy as hell, I said "oh I like your size." She said "my car's broke down and you seem real nice, Would ya let me ride?"

Wife: I think he means wheels on the bus...

Kid: Daddy will you sing that song about the cars 

Me: Sure buddy: “One of them dames was sexy as hell, I said “oh I like your size.”  She said “my car’s broke down and you seem real nice, Would ya let me ride?”

Wife: I think he means wheels on the bus…

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