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@jonnysun: *kills time while waitimg for train*
oh no with time dead the train will never arrive
@HepatitisAtoZ: hand-to-hand combat, but its just two mimes trying to establish dominance by pushing on opposite sides of the same imaginary box's wall
@joshgondelman: Sometimes I think I'm pretty well-read and other times I see the word "doing" and pronounce it like it rhymes with "boing."
@mrace_ventura: "Did you do your homework?" "Did you grade my test?" "I have other student's tests to grade." "I have other teacher's homework to do."
@shesananteater: My neighbor started mowing his yard at 6am so I opened all my windows and vacuumed because I don't understand how revenge works.
@poopiest: It is 2022. Everyone has bought a pair of beats by dre. Doctor dre chuckles, his mind control device is ready