Not to brag, but I just bought Eggland’s best eggs from the grocery store. Their BEST eggs. I got them.
Knock knock?? Who’s there?? Jehovah Witness. Knock knock?? Knock knock?? Hello?? Knock knock??
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I’m going to stay off my phone today and clean my house.
Narrator: She stayed off her phone for 25 minutes and cleaned off the couch to nap.
*climbs into windowless van*
*puts on “Free Hugs” t-shirt*
*heads out to make new friends*
*waits for lawyer in windowless room*
Hubs: Ok boys, pick a number 1-4
3 year old: Lion Gaurd!
5 year old: 5!
So yes, homeschooling is going quite well.
I live on the edge
Her: So sexy
I almost fell once
Her: Oh! You actually live..
My home insurance is so expensive
Me: It’s not working out between us. You’re too suffocating.
I need Apple to develop a slurred speech to text feature.
It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas