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@thepunningman: [landlord showing new tenant around]
"No smoking allowed"
"How about pets?"
"That's fine"
[dog walks in and lights up]
"We'll take it"

[landlord showing new tenant around]
“No smoking allowed”
“How about pets?”
“That’s fine”
[dog walks in and lights up]
“We’ll take it”

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