Life is like a Rubik’s Cube
It may look like a jumbled mess at first, but in the end it will make you want to beat the shit out of someone.
“Lets all start wearing weird ’90s mom jeans!” – girls now
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“Siri, what are the side effects of Valium?” I mumbled into the tv remote.
Save some A’s for the rest of the animal kingdom, aardvarks.
HER: i’m leaving u
ME: is it bc u hate ventriloquism
BUNNY: [quietly] don’t let her see u cry
Probably my favorite thing about zoom calls is when people are running late but have literally no excuse, so they’re just like “sorry I’m late I’m just very bad at managing my time and also I don’t want to be here”.
I wasn’t dropped as a baby, but I’ve been making up for it ever since.
My dog walking company has terrible reviews and I’m being sued.
My garage full of dogs is totally worth it.
Man dies after body rejects sleeveless Metallica shirt because he didn’t have a barbed wire tattoo.
My walk of shame is leaving a handicapped restroom stall while trying not to make eye contact with the wheelchair guy who was waiting on me.
Me: Hello darkness, my old friend
Darkness: *rolls eyes*