Letting my son turn the pages when we read together so he’s more engaged with the story and also because sometimes he accidentally skips pages.

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If I could travel back in time to before the pandemic to give myself one bit of advice, it would be to steal more stationary from work. Much more.


Leading causes of cancer:
1. Smoking
2. Aging
3. Radiation
4. Diet
5. WebMD


DATE: I need a shot. Any recommendations?
BARTENDER: *looks me up & down* Penicillin.


If you’re going to lie about where you’re from, at least try to make it sound like a real place and not something fake like “New Zealand”


‘So Timmy, how did you fall into that well?’

‘Oh. I never fell in, I was p-

*sees Lassie do cut throat motion*

-was jumping in.’


Date: wanna get out of here?

Me: let me just tie my shoe *realizes i don’t know how to tie my shoes* how bout another round of spaghetti