@batkaren: Like PAC-MAN before me, I too feel pursued by the ghosts of my past, consume mindlessly without end, and enjoy fruit.
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@1Happytwit: I like to skip when I'm carrying my flamethrower cause no one ever suspects a skipping girl of starting fires.
@rickygervais: It seems to be true, particularly in middle America, that those most militant about using up fossil fuels, don't actually believe in fossils
@rudy_mustang: [applying for a job at the FBI] FBI: and there will be a video interview Me: do i just walk up to any computer with a webcam lol FBI: Me: FBI: you could do that, yes