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@buhsbaby_baby: Liquor Store Cashier: Wow! Big party this weekend?
@PleaseBeGneiss: MR. PAC-MAN: what’s for dinner?
MRS. PAC-MAN: ...
MR. PAC-MAN: yum!
@Jerrypleasure: best review
@DrakeGatsby: Financial Advisor: You should think about diversifying your assets.
Me: You mean like buying shorts that aren’t cargo?
@TheWeirdWorld: Ironing boards are just surf boards that stopped pursuing their dreams and got a real job instead.
@_umcomfortable: lmao this has gotta be from some Tim and Eric bit