@Cali_Kid_Mike

“Love means never having to say your sorry.”

– someone who is very single

“Love means never having to say your sorry.”

– someone who is very single

- @Cali_Kid_Mike

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Unless your vacation pics contain a shark attack please keep them to yourself.

@LOsepyan

We should let prisoners take their own mug shots…I shall call it “The cellfie”

@celticrose2312

Man at garage: “Are you claiming this off your own insurance?” Me: “Yes. I don’t think the deer I hit had any insurance.”

@OhNoSheTwitnt

If I knew you in high school and your Facebook profile picture is a baby I’ll assume you’re Benjamin Button and unfriend you.

@batkaren

As if it weren’t bad enough being stuck inside this increasingly failing meat chassis, why’s the calcium scaffolding gotta be weakening too?

@ComedicBust

[History Channel]

Veteran: [terrified] And then he died.

Reporter: But what was it like only having to memorize 1 password for everything?

@WhatsAGreenhorn

We’re about two years from funerals starting and ending with, “don’t forget to like, share and subscribe.”