Hulu coming to PS3. Finally I can watch TV on my TV.
MAGICIAN: Think of a horse
MAGICIAN: You thinking of one?
MAGICIAN: Cool right?
ME: Very cool
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Arriving at my funeral, you are woefully unprepared for the sight of my embalmed corpse doing full Van Damme splits between two coffins.
ME: *lying on deathbed*
DEATH: get off my bed
In pretty sure my wife’s most prized possession is her plastic bag full of other plastic bags.
Remember, it’s not a real paleo diet unless you’re eating mammoth every day.
STOP PUTTING DIARRHOEA MEDICATION ON THE BOTTOM SHELF
*selects Warrant’s Cherry Pie on jukebox.
*starts dancing on counter top in cafe.
*enjoys a piece of hot pie in back of police cruiser.
I always carry cake, just in case someone pulls a knife on me.
My client has retained me to cancel plans with you.
Me: They were out of tampons, so I got you a box of bandaids instead.