Sounds like you’re going to be pregnant forever.
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You can check out anytime you like
You can never leave
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2020 is officially Hotel California
My roadside emergency kit is a black wig, a disco ball and a bottle of vodka. Might as well have fun while I wait to be murdered.
Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry? I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.
My doctor told me to start killing people. Not in those exact words but he said I needed to reduce my stress. Same thing.
The Walking Dead is Jesus’s favorite show.
When will all of this hoarding stop? I nearly broke down today when I couldn’t find any beluga caviar, Wagyu beef, or gold shavings for my fresh ice cream.
my wife’s friend is so pissed i made fun of his lazy eye he’s having a hard time even looking at me
Of course you have no regrets. Regrets are for people smart enough to know they could have done better.