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@anerdonfire2: Maybe a funeral isn't the best place to practice my evil laugh
@AnOrangeSNES: If you are dissolving someone in a vat it's no longer an acid problem, it's an acid solution.
@haleysfalling: so people are okay with batman wearing a cape but when i do it i "need to put my hospital gown on the right way"
@MUMSIEesq: In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to "Drive Thru"
@DanKCharnley: You are what you eat.
*eats Ryan Gosling*