@Birdhumms: Maybe it's not auto correct, mayve it's your big fat clumsy dingers.
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@hgracestewart: It's been scientifically proven that women who worry are smart. I must be a freaking genius.
@illiter8too: So many athletes thank god for their wins, but I want to see athletes who angrily curse god when they lose.
@chuuew: TEACHER: Have you got anything for today's palindrome class? STUDENT: dammit I'm mad TEACHER: OK, OK, I'll ask someone else