@BeagirlNJ: Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, "You're making a scene"
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@Weezie76: I always carry bananas in my purse in case I'm ever chased by bad guys... ...or a giant gorilla. ~Super Mario's mom probably
@Social_Mime: Every day I'm hoping is the day we find out why Beth from FB had enough but didn't want to talk about it.
@eedrk: [struts into party on stilts just as everyone starts talking about how they hate stilts. i try to turn around but careen over onto the cake]