@BeagirlNJ: Maybe, just once, someone will call me ma'am without adding, "You're making a scene"
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@ilovepie84: They say rabbits don't have glasses because they eat carrots. They also don't have thumbs. I like my thumbs so i don't eat carrots.
@ericsshadow: My wife googled "when is it safe to leave a child at home alone" and now she won't let me stay home alone.
@molly7anne: If a boy mentions a sport to me I use the opportunity to impress him with my sports knowledge. For example: Boy: I’m playing softball with the guys. Me: Softball is a sport.