@ThisOneSayz: "Maybe she's born with it, but most likely she botched it at home" should be my slogan when I color my own hair.
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@HenpeckedHal: caller: listen carefully--we have a hidden camera in your hotel room. you need to... me: pay you money? smuggle drugs??? caller: cover it up. and would a little cardio kill you?
@NYC_Blonde: My favorite part of The Bachelor is when a crazy emotional girl starts crying and he'd rather kiss her snot-nosed face than listen to her.
@ibid78: If you whisper, "we're being watched," you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days.