ahhh yes this is more like it, now I have no idea what’s going on.
Maybe we’d still be in the Garden of Eden if Eve had given Adam an Android instead of an Apple.
You don’t know.
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ME: can i start digging?
SOCIETY: wtf no that’s grave robbing
[waits an hour]
ME: how about now?
SOCIETY: ok now it’s archaeology
Friend: You can improve your visual acuity with carrots
Me: *shoving a carrot into each eye* You better be right about this, Gary
Aragorn: If I can protect you, I will. You have my sword
Legolas: And you have my bow
Gimli: and my axe
Steve: and my 439 Twitter followers
Draw me like one of your French Fries.
Son, I’m not a mad scientist, just a disappointed scientist.
kkkk (too many)
kkk (too racist)
kk (looks like a typo)
k (that’ll work)
Why you see my texting bubble for 10 min before getting “k”
My dad taught me the importance of having convictions in life. Ten felonies later, I now know that some words have more than one meaning.
Body by Oreos
“On my way” I said, pretending to drive my bed.