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@RCKruseKontrol: ME: babe i don't think the acid we dropped is working
GIANT BLUE OX: are you sure
@jwoodham: If someone approaches you and offers you a Black Eyed Peas album, remain calm. You have just encountered a member of the Black Eyed Peas.
@karanbirtinna: How many mission impossible movies must there be before they admit that the missions are actually kinda doable?
@ShortSleeveSuit: Okie dokie folks *pokes around the ol’ computer* I think I’m in the “dark web.” Do I use tabs or open stuff in a new win- HOLY SMOKES THAT’S NOT HOW YOU USE A PAN FLUTE
@WarrenHolstein: Burger King is preparing to introduce a new turkey burger. Pigeons are beginning to disappear.
@Reverend_Scott: *T-Rex stubs his toe*
OUCH I'M SO MAD. JUST... MAD. I'M...
"Angry? Agitated? Irritated? Anno-"
SHUT UP THESAURUS NO ONE ASKED YOU.