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@RCKruseKontrol: ME: babe i don't think the acid we dropped is working
GIANT BLUE OX: are you sure
@iamspacegirl: *makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*
@TheMichaelRock: A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
@AmberDonn: Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches.
@: Someone sent this to me and it’s bone chilling in its accuracy
@HatfieldAnne: First 20 minutes driving through farm country: "Isn't this pretty?"
Next 3 hours: *can't remember a life before corn*