@iamspacegirl: *makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*

@TheMichaelRock: A coworker wouldn't stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.

@AmberDonn: Pretty unfair how gargoyles just monopolized rooftop perches.

@: Someone sent this to me and it’s bone chilling in its accuracy

@HatfieldAnne: First 20 minutes driving through farm country: "Isn't this pretty?" Next 3 hours: *can't remember a life before corn*