If the Get Out challenge was running straight at people and veering away last second, the Midsommar challenge is just taking your long term boyfriend to see Midsommar
me: [being murdered] tell my gf i love her
wife: [murdering intensifies]
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me: can i buy animal crossing
mom: you can hang out with the raccoons in our garbage for free
Me: Oh my god, that cat is adorable! She’s the cutest kitty I’ve ever seen!
Cat: I just want to be friends.
What if we gave the railroad workers LSD?
– inventor of the roller coaster
Meghan Markle is going to be bummed when she finds out that her royal duties include getting up at 3:00 every morning to wind up Big Ben.
inventor of the sword: [watching a sword swallowing contest] oh no. no no no
[kissing every meatball before loading it onto sub]
subway employee: I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to do that
me: oh i don’t work here
*gets coronavirus* but that’s impossible i have toilet paper
My mother’s maiden name is Password.