@TheBrokenCrest: Me: *breathes* *gains weight*
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@JustBeingEmma: My husband came with me to the gynecologist. As a new patient, I had to fill out a form asking if I'd ever had an IUD. When I checked the 'yes' box, he said: "You drove drunk!?!"
@AnOrangeSNES: To make a long story short: Hamlet: Everyone dies Macbeth: Everyone dies Titanic: Everyone dies Twilight: You want to die
@RoosterMustache: God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die