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@ArfMeasures: Me: Do you have the Harry Potter audiobook?
@Swishergirl24: Plumber: you have hard water.
Me: you mean like ice?
@KateWhineHall: Me: *gets on scale*
5yo: Whoa! That's a lot of points!
@tastefactory: COWARDLY LION: Give me courage
SCARECROW: Give me a brain
ROB THOMAS: Gimme a heart, make it real or else forget about it
TIN MAN: Oh ok Rob
@UnderTheJewFro: If someone ever challenges you to a fight, pull your pants off and chase them crotch first. I'm currently undefeated with this method.
@Sal0630: Sorry I started singing Bohemian Rhapsody at the accountability meeting, but you said "easy come, easy go" so I just ran with it..