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@mrjohndarby: me: do you sell ducks?
him: yes, but they're going quick
me: ok i'll take one

*later*
duck: quick!
me: i see

me: do you sell ducks?
him: yes, but they’re going quick
me: ok i’ll take one 

*later*
duck: quick!
me: i see

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