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@djdarrellripley: Me: Go to school!

9yr Old: It's Sunday.

Me: Go to church!

9yr Old: I'm Jewish.

Me: Convert!

Me: Go to school! 

9yr Old: It’s Sunday. 

Me: Go to church! 

9yr Old: I’m Jewish. 

Me: Convert!

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