I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
Me: How could you do this?
Her: I just felt like you needed to know
Me: I’ve completely lost trust
Her: I know this is hard
Me: But wrestling? Fake? I’m devastated.
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