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@truegritrumble: ME: I don't know if I'm ready for this...emotionally.
CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE: You have to order something or get out of the line.

ME: I don’t know if I’m ready for this…emotionally.
CHIPOTLE EMPLOYEE: You have to order something or get out of the line.

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