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@daemonic3: ME: I got us a custom headstone!

WIFE: I'm not being immortalized in one of your dumb jokes

ME: Just read it

WIFE: "Tomb it may concern…"

ME: I got us a custom headstone!

WIFE: I’m not being immortalized in one of your dumb jokes

ME: Just read it

WIFE: “Tomb it may concern…”

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