Canadians are not always nice, especially if your son pisses on their snowman.
Me: I read this great article today.
Wife: About what?
Me: The effects of aging on the brain.
Wife: Cool. Send me a link.
Me: To what?
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Breaking: According to a study just released by the Vatican, 4 out of 5 nuns find sewing to be habit forming.
I’m not even sorry…
I think all dads are in a secret competition to see who can sneeze the loudest.
if i must be murdered, my one request is that you leave my body propped up in a spinning chair faced away from the door so that whoever finds me will gently tap my shoulder and cause the chair to turn and theatrically reveal my corpse while thunder rolls above
My family doesn’t have a swear jar, but we do have a totes perf jar. If you say totes or perf, we throw a jar at you
Whenever I slide down a brontosaurus right into my car, I can’t help but be reminded of the Flintstones intro
Top causes of divorce:
3. Unmet expectations
4. Growing apart
5. Tandem bikes
Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic – Tacs.
Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn’t realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It’s causing quite a stir…