@QuotingJokes: Me: I'm happy right now. Life: Lol one sec
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@CanadianCyn: This pill bottle says 'Take with plenty of fluids' and 'Don't take with alcohol'. That doesn't even make sense.
@thatcarlygirl: Don’t ever put money in a savings account because your house will find out and break something expensive.
@Travon: Sunday is Easter, Hitler's birthday, the Columbine anniversary, and weed Christmas. Your move, greeting card section.
@EJT___: I wanted a 6 pack, so I started Hip Hop abs. Quit 1/3 of the way through. Ended up with a 2Pac.