Interstellar (2014) – A widower utilizes mankind’s greatest technology to get as far away as possible from his kids.
ME: in closing, all of the facts I’ve presented today prove that Bush did 911
PRIEST: and now the bride will read the vows she has written
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*makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*
I hate when I read something so offensive on Twitter that my monocle falls out of my eye and into my brandy snifter.
He died doing what he loved, trying to use a hammerhead shark for carpentry
honestly this was all i could see so i drew it
If you had let me finish, yes your baby looks like a disgruntled employee, but I meant of the month.
Air conditioning – not a fan