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@fro_vo: ME: it’s 69 degrees in france
ME: no paris
@SpenceDen: *fills the ice tray once*
I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO DOES ANYTHING IN THIS PLACE
@Schgot89: I miss being a sperm.
I wish life was simple again.
@TheAlexNevil: Doctor: Was it all fun and games?
Me [missing an eye]: Yah, up to a point
@Book_Krazy: Teacher: Why are you late?
Boy: My fish died.
Teacher: What fish?
Boy: You don't know him he goes to different school.
@samalmightysam: Do you like water? Yes? Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me.