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@junejuly12: Me: My Amazon order arrived!
Him: What did you get?
Me: *scratches behind dragon's ears* Nothing important.
Him: New happy pills?
Me: Maybe.

Me: My Amazon order arrived!
Him: What did you get?
Me: *scratches behind dragon’s ears* Nothing important.
Him: New happy pills?
Me: Maybe.

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