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@TweetPotato314: me: our first night as man and wife

bride: you know what that means ;)

me: yep, I can finally show you *pulls mouse from pocket* this

bride: what

me: I dressed him up to look like will ferrel

spouse: why

me: cause I’ve been saving mice elf for marriage

me: our first night as man and wife 

bride: you know what that means ;)

me: yep, I can finally show you *pulls mouse from pocket* this

bride: what 

me: I dressed him up to look like will ferrel

spouse: why 

me: cause I’ve been saving mice elf for marriage

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